Friday, May 26, 2006

Pat Robertson: God Says Tsunami Possible For U.S.

Pat Robertson, God's personal confidant, says that God has told him that storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.
The founder of the The 700 Club, the Family Chanel and the Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN) claims that the revelations came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat.

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said on May 8.
He later added:
"There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest" .

Robertson has come under intense criticism recently for suggesting that the U.S. Government should assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, his exact words were,
"We need to take him out".

He has also been criticized for his assertion that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza Strip.

He's also suggested that the Hurricane Katrina aftermath was the result of a "sinful nation", and that we should "nuke" the State Department to "shake things up a little"

But that's not where his goofy utterings end, the dopy leader of the 700 Club maintains that he can leg press 2000 lbs.
Yes, 2000 lbs! That's the wight of an average automobile.
Pat Robertson claims that he can leg press a Ford Mustang!
This amazing claim can be found on his CBN Website.

When is America going to catch on to this of this half witted false prophet and stop paying attention to his doltish musings ?

For more of Pat Robert's idioc proverbs, click HERE

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a douche. Can't believe anyone even listens to him anymore.

Except wasn't Howard Dean recently on his program? *sigh*

6:05 AM  
Blogger EAPrez said...

He missed his calling --- he should have been a friggin meteorologist!

8:05 PM  
Blogger Van said...

The most amazing part of this story is that he claims to be able to leg press 2000lbs.

How can he lie like that? A man of God and everything.

I just don't understand why he's so popular.

Kate - I hope that you're wrong about Dean....Please be wrong about Dean being on the 700 Club.

This only makes him seem more, well, normal - Robertson that is, not Dean.

11:03 AM  

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